i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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