eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You ate ashes out of my bong
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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