Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
