At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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