If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Houston, we have a squirter
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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