Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Small penises have feelings too.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
