Do you still have your period?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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