check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I believe in your delicious
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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