he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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