Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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