do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
