Quick, to the slutcave!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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