I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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