Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
