can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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