i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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