"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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