you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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