everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
