SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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