another moral hangover. fuck.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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