You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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