On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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