I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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