Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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