your room smells of hookers.
And success
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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