Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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