I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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