4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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