"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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