How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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