Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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