I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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