so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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