oh god the rape fog is back!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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