I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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