He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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