thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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