I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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