Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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