You made me cry and you don't even care
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
