Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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