Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
