I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I forget how to act sober
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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