all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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