have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize
