just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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