i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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