We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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