So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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