Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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