this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
